The Confession


Thomas Ridgewell, Bing and Jenny

Proceeded by:


Succeeded by:

Musical Suicide

Thomas Ridgewell and Jenny try to figure out how to tell Chris (Bing) (Jenny's brother, who is also Tom's best friend) that they are dating, however when they go in, Tom pukes.

They try again only to find Tom has chloroformed himself and he passes out. Jenny then tells Tom to take the lead but when they go in Tom speaks in jibberish. He tries again but instead he wants to kill Chris, however Jenny stops him.

Tom then yells, "Mum, Dad, I'm gay!" which makes the situation even more awkward, to which Jenny replies, "WRONG! I hope..."

He then starts explaining about when two people spend time together, but then Jenny asks where his legs are. They then come in and argue in German.

Tom from the future comes in to tell the past version of himself to call Chris ugly but instead he calls him chubby. Tom and Jenny fight over the gun, and finally Tom walks in and tells him. Chris is fine with it but then Tom shoots him.

In which Tom shouts "WHOOPS!"

After the credits roll, Jenny says: "I think that went well."


The German translates to "I am having sex with your sister." and "NO!"


[Tom and Jenny are in a small room together.]

Jenny "Are you ready for this?"

Tom "Not really."

Jenny "It'll be fine."

[Jenny briefly kisses Tom on the cheek.]

[Tom and Jenny come out of the room in front of Chris sitting in a sofa.]

Jenny "Chris, we have something to tell you."

[Tom pukes.]

[Cut to the two in the previous room.]

Tom "I think that went well."

Jenny "You threw up and we both left."

Tom "It's all in the past."

Jenny "It was literally thirty seconds ago."

Tom "That's a matter of opinion."

Jenny "No, it isn't. Let's try again."

[Tom and Jenny confront Chris again.]

Jenny "Chris, we have something to tell you."

[Tom chloroforms himself and falls on the floor.]

[Cut to the previous room.]

Tom "I chloroformed myself, didn't I?"

Jenny "Yeah, you did."

[Tom tries to chloroform himself again.]

Jenny "Don't do it again! Look, you take the lead this time."

[They confront Chris again.]

[Tom rambles nonsensically.]

[Time skip; cut to same room.]

Tom "The thing is, Jenny and I -- I'll just kill him."

Jenny "Whoa, whoa!"

Tom "Let me shoot him in the face!"

Jenny "No, no!"

[Time skip; cut to same room.]

Tom "Mum, Dad, I'm gay!"

Jenny "Wrong! ... I hope."

[Time skip. Close-up shot of Tom and Jenny.]

Tom "If I shoot him, we can make out! This could be so easy!"

[Time skip. Tom's height is reduced to chest height.]

Tom "When two people spend a lot of time together..."

Jenny "Where are your legs?!"

[Time skip.]

Tom "Ich habe Sex mit deine Schwester."

Jenny "Nein!"

[Time skip.]

Tom "Chris--"

[Future Tom appears in a flash.]

Future Tom "Tom! I'm from the future. Tell him he's ugly!"

Tom "You're chubby!"

Jenny "You can't even get that right?!"

[Time skip.]

Tom thrusts at Jenny, while side-gazing at Chris.

[Time skip. Jenny is struggling to confiscate the gun from Tom.]

Jenny "Thomas. Thomas."

Tom "Give me the ... No-"

[Jump to previous room.]

Tom "I'm really bad at this, aren't I?"

Jenny "Yeah. Chris is never gonna find out about us."

Tom "Oh, that's what we're doing!"

[Tom confronts Chris, and Jenny follows.]

Tom "Chris, I know this is hard for you to hear, but I'm dating your sister."

[Close-up of Chris.]

Chris "Yeah, that's fine."

[Tom shoots Chris.]

[End close-up.]

Tom (sarcastically) "Whoops!"


Jenny "I think that went well."

[More credits]