Sammy: Hey! Happy Birthday!
Tom: Hey you too!
Sammy: That's not how it works. Oh by the way, I brought my friend Jack, if that's OK?
Tom: That's fine, yeah.
Sammy: It's just he has this...
Jack: I'm here, I'm queer! (coughs) I mean I'm just here, I'm not gay.
Tom: OK... That's fine.
Jack: I'm really sorry. I'm not gay.
Tom: No it's fine if you are, Tim's gay.
Tim: Hi!
Tom: Do you want me to introduce you or...
Sammy: Oh no, Jack has a condition.
Jack: I... can't enter a room without telling everyone that I'm gay. It's a nervous thing. It's worse with new people.
Tom: I'm gonna go over there...
(LATER)
Jack: Hello, me again I like men! I don't... WOMEN is what I was meant to say.
Tom: Please stop.
Jack: I have a condition.
Tom: Being gay is not a condition!
Jack: I'm not gay!
(LATERER)
Jack: Alright gang, I like wang! Knock knock! I like cock! Have you heard the news, I'm into dudes. Hello Hello, give me a blow, job, if your a man! Oh no come back.
Sammy: What's the happ's, I hate the blacks.
Tom: Have you got a condition as well?
Sammy: Nope just racist!
(LATERERER)
Jack: What's up? I'm a homosexual.
Tom: Didn't even rhyme.
Sammy: Obama, Oprah, young Michael Jackson...
Jack: Alright, alright, lets have some fun, when I came out to my dad he said 'I have no son'...
Sammy: I'd say about a fifth of the Spice Girls.
Tom: You really do have a problem, don't you?
Jack: Yes!
Tom: Wait, have you ever tried walking into a room backwards?
Sammy: Oh!
Jack: (Back to camera) Hello I hate gay people.
Tom: Wow! That is much worse!
Jack: Why? What did I say?
Tom: You don't know what you're doing? Do you?
Sammy: What if you said nothing?
Tom: Oh!
(Jack waves)
Tom: See that wasn't so... Jack!
Jack: (Snogging Tim) AH! No...no! All him. No, not my idea.
Girl: Why doesn't he try coming in through the window?
(Everyone agrees)
Jack: (Climbs through window) Hi.
(Cheering)
Vicar: I now pronounce you husband, and husband. You may kiss the groom.
(Applause) (Tom and Jack gasping)
Jack: I'm not gay!
Mrs.Johnson: (Clapping) I love it!
(End credits)
| Animations | War • Chaos Relay • Snowballs |
|---|---|
| Skits | The Confession • Banned University of Lincoln Advert • Another Banned University of Lincoln Advert • Coming Out • Ritalin'd • Bad Singer • Musical Suicide • Bite Me • First Date |
| Eddsworld Collabs |
Bendee 7 (2004) • Zombeh Attack (2005) • Behind the Scenes (2005) • Eddsworld Halloween Short (2005) • Eddsworld Christmas Special '05 (2005) • Zombeh Attack 2 (2006) • Tom's Tales of Awesome (2006) • Eddsworld 20k (2006) • Zombeh Nation (2006) • Hello Hellhole (2007) • Zombeh Attack 3 (2007) • Boris Grishenko Trailer (2007) • Ruined (2007) • Eddsworld Halloween Special 2007 (2007) • Zanta Claws (2007) • Tom's Tales of Brilliance (2008) • Spares (2008) • Moving Targets (2008) • 25ft Under the Seat (2008) • Matt Sucks (2008) • Zanta Claws II (2008) • Art is Serious (2008) • MovieMakers (2009) • Life in Portal: Madness (2009) • Climate Change (2009) • Xmas Day (2009) • WTFuture (2010) • 2 Canadians on a plane (2010) • Dental Appointment (2010) • Hammer & Fail (Part 1, Rival Builders)(2010) • Eddsworld Biomovies Competition (2010) • Zanta Claws 3 (2010) • Eddsworld - Intro Song (2011) • Hammer & Fail (Part 2, Rooftop Rumble)(2011) • Fan Service (2011) • Rock Bottom (2012) |
| asdfmovie | Asdfmovie (2008) • Asdfmovie2 (2010) • Asdfmovie2: deleted scenes (2010) • Marmite is terrible (2010) • Asdfmovie3 (2010) • Asdfmovie4 (2011) • I Like Trains (Song) (2011) • Asdfmovie5 Trailer (2012) • Asdfmovie5 (2012) • Mine Turtle (Song) (2012) • Asdfmovie6 (2013) • Asdfmovie7 (2013) • Asdfmovie: deleted scenes (2013) • Everybody Do The Flop (Song) (2014) • Asdfmovie8 (2014) • Asdfmovie9 (2015) • Asdfmovie10 (2017) • The Muffin Song (2018) • Asdfmovie11 (2018) |
| Eddsworld: Legacy | Space Face (2012) • Date Night (2012) • The Snogre (2013) • Tom's Tales of Crazy (2013) • Hide and Seek (2013) • Fun Dead (2014) • PowerEdd (2014) • Mirror Mirror (2015) • Trick or Threat (2015) • Christmas Eddventure (2015) • Saloonatics (2016) • The End (2016) |
| Crash Zoom | test • test |
| TomSka's Day Out | test • test |
| Last Week | test • test |